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Chris Harris — I’m officially revoking your title of “Marilyn Monroe Expert”

Harris said it was a dead ringer for Monroe and scheduled a Wednesday news conference to unveil the image to reporters.

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Feb 20, 2008
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Chris Harris — I’m officially revoking your title of “Marilyn Monroe Expert”

Harris said it was a dead ringer for Monroe and scheduled a Wednesday news conference to unveil the image to reporters.

“You’re right; it’s Madonna,” Harris said after being told of the mix-up.

“Who wins here? Madonna, of course,” Harris said. “She really looks like Marilyn Monroe…

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